aryastarc:

i always read beyonce’s album b’day as bidet

bootipop:

When your hand is wet and you grab some ice and it does the thing

cwissi:

being told i was smart and above average from a young age was probably one of the worst things to happen to me because now i have a complex and question my entire existence when i dont excel at something right away

i dont know if people are checking me out or shocked at how ugly i am